I Like You

Yeah so Valentine's Day is just a commercial holiday invented by corporate America so they can sell shit and make money in between Christmas and Easter. But that doesn't mean you have to be so negative about it, hosting your Anti-Valentine's parties and hating the world because you're single and no one loves you. I love you, don't I matter? Your mom loves you, maybe, and if she doesn't, I do, remember? So stop being stupid and pessimistic and take my love! In fact, give your own love. Give it to everyone. Everyone needs love so stop being miserable. I don't want to see your shitty attitude anymore. I don't want to see you wining and coming up with clever poems. I don't want to read your articles about how this day should have long been abolished. We need a day to celebrate love. Its just been celebrated the wrong way the last, forever. So change it. Instead of crying because you're single, go give your mom a hug, go kiss a puppy, go adopt a child from Eurofricasia. Shut the fuck up and love.