Hypocritical

Okay, so I'm going to try something new. Something I have never ever done before. I have been eating meat every day since I was 6 months old. Most of the time, multiple times a day. I have always felt that being vegetarian was stupid. Unless you're like allergic to every animal or something, its just dumb. Animals are here for us to eat. Except puppies and kitties, because they're cute. And crows, because I don't want to eat anyone's soul. But every other animal is worthy of being in my belly. BUT, I have decided, that I am going to try to be vegetarian. I am going to try to not eat meat, for, one day. And then, if I make it that one day, then I will try again, for, another day. My ultimate goal, will be to not eat meat for as long as I can until I start to see the changes in my body. If I like the changes, I'll stick to it, or, 90% of it. I could never deny a freshly barbequed medium rare T-Bone, and no matter how hard you try Beefless Beef, you will never win. Real Beef is delicious. But, I know that this new diet plan, will leave room for more vegetables, whole grains, and fruit. If I cut out my only source of protein thus far, I will be forced to find other ways. I've been educating myself on the vegetarian world, and learning about things like hemp hearts and lentils. Vegan, is something I will never do. No matter how great I feel. I just can't give up milk and milk products. Eggs yeah. Eggs are really and truthfully, disgusting. I think this new lifestyle will also leave room for better cooking. I can go grocery shopping every couple days, like the French, and cook with truffles and saffron, like the French, and eat so much sugar and never get fat, like the French. Mmmm French. I'm excited to cook things like ratatouille and spinach tarts. I'm excited for my skin to look better, and for my poop to be easily expelled.