Why Robin's Donuts is better than Tim Horton's
1. Their coffee tastes better. I love coffee, and drink it multiple times a day. I take my coffee straight up black so I know what I am talking about when it comes to the taste and awesomeness of coffee. Tim's may claim that their coffee never stays on more than 20 minutes, and maybe they aren't lying...but EVERY fucking time I go there, I get burned ass disgusting coffee which more times than not, I can't even finish.
2. Their donuts are deliciouser. I am a bit of a donut enthusiast. No matter what the situation is, throw a donut in my face and it will be gone before you can say, "Hey wanna donut?" Robin's bakes and decorates their own donuts, right here, in Saskatoon. They're not shipped frozen from Winnipeg or Edmonton or wherever the fuck. If you're ever up at 4 am make your way to the Confed Robin's and trust me, the honey glazed Robins Eggs will be sitting there waiting for you. All freshly baked and glazed to perfection.
3. They have fucking CHEESE bagels. And they don't skimp on the cream cheese either. When deciding what kind of bagels to offer at Tim Horton's, I would love to know who's bright idea it was to decline to serve cheese bagels. Everyone fucking loves cheese bagels you moron. "No, lets not do the cheese bagels, and do the everything bagels instead. People love everything" Moron.
4. The service in impeccable. You never have to stand in line....because everyone else is too busy showing their "patriotism" by trying desperately to get through to the new, barely English speaking, trainee what their order is. After standing in line, or waiting in drive through, for god knows how long. And then watching 8 different people scramble around behind the counter, all pitching in their 30 seconds to make you your burnt coffee and overpriced, factory produced food. Robin's employees are standing there, waiting for you, welcoming you with their incredible politeness, big smile, and thank yous/have a great days. I love you Weekday Afternoon lady.
5. They have toasted coconut donuts. Enough said.
6. They have FOUNTAIN peach juice. Just like bible camp.
7. They DO NOT have their name on EVERY FUCKING THING INSIDE THAT STORE! Tim Horton's toilet paper? Like really.
8. They're Iced Capps are simple, and delicious. Would you like Vanilla or Mocha? Both are very tasty and creamy and super fantastic!
9. They like my kids. Those with kids, know what I'm talking about. Those without, be nice to parents and pay attention to their kids. Don't ignore them, and worst of all, NEVER sneer at my children or I will kick your fucking ass.
10. They are the underdog. Always root for the underdog. 9 times out 10, the underdog is the one that deserves to win. Not a monopolizing, bias franchise, set to take over the world with their brand name, labels, marketing schemes (Tim Horton's = Canada) and toilet paper.