List

I like lists. They're a simple and quick way to get my point across. I also like to read lists. Same reason. PLUS, it makes a decent post when I really have nothing much else to say. I think it's good to hate things. It keeps a healthy balance. You can't have love without hate, and I have a lot of love, so naturally, should have a lot of hate. The only problem when expressing what I hate, is that I may be labeled as a "racist" or "closed minded." Whatever. I am allowed to hate and love whomever and whatever I want, so shut the fuck up.

Things I Hate....And Maybe Some Reasons Why, Depending On How I Am Feeling At That Particular Moment When I Type The Thing That I Hate:

1. China. Probably my most hated of all things. If you don't know why I hate China, try researching China. Then you'll understand....unless of course you are from China......no, even Chinese people hate China.

2. The Wayans brothers.

3. Porridge. Elch. I've tried it enough times, in enough different ways to know that I hate this goopy, shitty tasting mess of soggy oats. Who wants to eat soggy anything?

4. Yogurt Drinks. If I wanted to drink yogurt, I would let my cup of yogurt sit out for an hour, stir it around a bit, stick a straw in it and slurp.

5. Slutty girls. I know its obvious, but I just felt that I needed to add it to the list.

6. Death.