I'm sorry, I know it's been a while. But, like I did mention previously....I hate November. I've been kind of distracted. Aside from my list of significant events, I'm also stressing about work, and getting Hayden's birthday party set up. I know, I should've had it done already. Shut up okay?? I know. I have been trying for many weeks to book a party where I can invite as many kids as Hayden wants, and it won't cost me a gazillion dollars. So I've been putting my trust in someone else to book a school gym, where the kids can play with balls, play musical chairs, play with those scooter things, maybe even some high jump mats, and then have pizza and cake. This someone else is TAKING FOREVER and I am afraid that I am going to have to give everyone two days notice, and then everyone is going to complain that I only gave them two days notice, but really people......is two days notice not enough???? I will be taking your kids away from you for like 3 hours on a Saturday or Sunday afternoon, so what exactly do you have to complain about? Go shopping, go get a tan, go do whatever it is hip mothers do now a days. And if you have the argument of, "There wasn't enough time to get a present", shut the fuck up you asshole. It doesn't take you a WEEK to get a gift for a six year old boy. Go to Wal-Mart, buy a spiderman, then leave. WOW. 15 minutes. Or even better, a gift card. You don't even have to think for that one.

One a side note, November will be filled with lots of fucking and punching, and if you don't like it, stop reading until December 1st.