I apologize for my absence. My computer decided to die, and then I had to buy a new one. Woo. So to make up for my lack of content, I have decided to take a note from Post Secret, and write my own. Obviously they're not anonymous, because you know its me, but just to be fun, I will make some up.
-When I'm out in public with my kids and not my husband, I try REALLY hard to show off my wedding ring as much as possible, so people don't think I'm a single mom.
-I'm ashamed to feed my baby a bottle in public rather than breastfeed
-I get very upset when I see pictures of a newborn baby eating from a bottle. I get even more upset when I see a pregnant woman buying formula
-I get very embarrassed when people point out how much Hayden DOES NOT look like Landon yet how obvious it is that Alex is his son.
-I am a born again atheist, and I am deathly afraid to tell my parents
-I have had more than one romantic dream about Conan O'Brien
-I went from having very low self esteem, to almost having too big of an ego, and then back to having very low self esteem
-I seriously contemplate becoming a drug dealer every few months, and Weeds does not help to persuade me differently
-I have changed many strong opinions and beliefs all thanks to Penn & Teller: Bullshit!
-I lie about how much money I have
-I blame my brother for the death of my crow Travis, but deep down, I know it wasn't his fault
-I don't support breast cancer research, and I never will
-I don't support groups or people who solely fight for women's rights, and say things like hare-es instead of harass, and replace parts words that sound like there's a he in it by putting she instead
-stupid people make me very very angry
-my sister April-Lee is probably the best gift I could ever have
-I think Oprah is one of the worst people who ever lived.
I can't think of anymore secrets, and I didn't make any of those up. I tried, but they sounded dumb.
1 comment:
I actually sort of agree with you on the Breast Cancer one. It went from one of the most fatal cancers to one of the most treatable. Now that it's so treatable, can we maybe focus on a different disease please? People dying of pancreatic cancer (uhh 95% fatality rate!) are just as important, and have children and spouses that love them just as much as breast cancer patients. Only they don't get their own hospitals, parades, bracelets, support programs, and fucking brands of soap? Breast cancer is the only disease I can support by buy the *pink* ass wipe instead of normal ones. I'd like to see more support to the "less important" diseases.
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