Monday

Is That Normal?

It hurts to close my eyes all the way, and when I sleep they're about a 6th of the way open. It takes me at least 2 hours to fall asleep after I've gotten into bed because of this.

I can't remember at least 80% of my life experience, and the stuff that I do remember, I have an incredibly difficult time distinguishing between dreams or reality.

I dream extremely vividly, which doesn't help my memory problem. I dream every time I fall asleep, even if its for only 5 minutes.

I will confess, that I am attracted to some women. The only ones I'm ever attracted to though, are ones that are so intimidating that I can barely speak when they're around. And they're always so incredibly beautiful that there is no way I would ever EVER touch them for fear of ruining their perfection.

I will pick winter over summer any day. On that note, I do not have any interest to travel to tropical locations i.e. Hawaii, Jamaica, or anywhere south of me. I would, like to see the Amazon maybe, New Caledonia perhaps, or maybe Madagascar, but only because I want to dance with lemurs that sound like Sasha Baron Cohen.

I have no talents.

1 comment:

DG said...

Btw, to clarify the PS statement so I don't sound like a bigot. I hate people who are lesbians and bi-sexuals because I am very shallow and self-centred. I have enough trouble picking up women when they're straight. It just makes it that much harder for me to pick up women with additional competition.

This is also why I love gay men ;-)