I Offer You, An Intimate Look Into My Parenting Style

I lied. This is my next post, and it isn't a link to my new blog. I just REALLY needed to share this now. Maybe I will keep this blog open as well..........

Anyway...things to know: Characters in italics represent me. The rest represent Hayden

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Mom, I can't sleep; I keep thinking about zombies.

They're real y'know.

Mom.

Okay Hayden listen. You're a smart boy. Can you logically believe that zombies are real?

No.

Is it at all possible for them to become real?

Maybe.

Right. So you know how you should think about zombies?

As friends?

No, as sports equipment. Practice your football, soccer, hockey...

LOLZ

Hey, even tennis. Say you wanna learn to play tennis. Well you just happen to have your very own life supply of fresh zombies! Just rip off an arm and tear it across the court!

LMBOZ (Cuz he's not allowed to swear)

Feel better?

*HUGZ* Thanks Mommy. I love you

I love you too Sonshine.