Prepare Yourself to Be Offended

I am not a genius. I am not incredibly conceited. I do not think I am better than anyone....HOWEVER, I have been surrounded by so much retardation lately that my frustration and anger has taken over. Here is a list of, in my opinion, groups of people who belong in the category of Stupid Ass Motherfuckers. I'm not sugar coating anything. I'm speaking directly and outright assholish. Right now, I don't care how offensive and arrogant I sound. I also don't care if you take this the wrong way. If you require more of an explanation about why I feel this way, please don't hesitate to ask.


Americans - yeah not every American is a closed minded, ignorant, war mongering, rasict, pig....but most of them are.


Ex-Boyfriends - if you're fortunate enough to have an ex who respects you and doesn't randomly text you asking for sex when they KNOW you're married, I'm jealous.


Christians/Muslims/Jews and general God-fearing folk - I'm an Atheist, I don't really need to explain myself further. However, if you would like to discuss this subject with me, I promise that I will be as respectful as possible to your beliefs. After all, you're entiltled to think whatever you want when it comes to religion. Seriously though, if you really really think logically...and I mean scientifically, fact based logically...how can you possibly believe it?
"Religion easily has the best bullshit story of all time. Think about it. Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money"
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”

Breast Cancer Research Supporters - I don't care what your excuse is. Even if breast cancer has directly affected you in some traumatic way, you cannot just ignore the fact that it is the most supported of all cancer organizations, if not health organizations over all. There's an entire FUCKING MONTH dedicated to it for fuck sakes. I am not saying that the amount of support it has received is wrong, I am saying that you should stop giving money to the cancer with lowest mortality rate. "We're raising awareness." Shut the fuck up. There is PLENTY of awareness. And don't you dare fucking argue with me. There's pink shit all over the goddamn place. Give it a rest, you're not going to win. Give your fucking money to something that DESERVES it and something that actually needs it. Pancreatic cancer has the highest mortality rate and the lowest amount of funds decidated to research.

Anarchists - Jesus fuck people. It will NEVER work. Massive groups of people need leadership and guidance in order to prevent chaos. Stop being a whiney bitch and vote.

Okay I'm done for now. There's more but I've let out all my steam. Love you lots!